Oh, No!

I'm sure you can imagine how I feel right now.

Broke, busted, disgusted, dissed, put down, forgotten—and well...just plain heartsick.

It'll take me a while to get over it, but I know that I will...for your sake. It wouldn't be fair to you if I were to give up and fall into major depression over this...

So I suggest you click a different link and let's put this sad, sorry incident behind us.

Damn page...why did it leeeeeeeave me???*

(That reminds me of the scene in My Big Fat Greek Wedding when her father started crying, saying, "Tula, Tula, why you want to leeeeave me?????" Now I must go put it in my DVD and watch it as I continue creating my site. It's dandy to work for myself!)

Now try one of the nice links over on the left side. They're user-friendly. Or, on the other hand, hell, kiddo—let's buy a book! Beats the missing page all to hell....doesn't this little logo look Art Deco-like? I can't quite put my finger on what it is about it, but it makes me want a stack o' hotcakes.